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By Jeff Foxworthy

There’s no such factor as an excessive amount of redneck. And it’s effortless to appreciate why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously specified dialect rolls off the tongue like drool within the presence of a fish fry sandwich. Now, simply in time for no time specifically, Jeff Foxworthy’s 3 bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This useful, transportable A-to-Z crash path may have you giggling and studying your strategy to ideal southern slang. Say after me:

bay • ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to buy for an additional. “I simply walked correct as much as her and acknowledged, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ”

doo • dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male individual and his estimated activities. “Don’t even examine him, ’cuz that doodle kill you.”

tor • toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted wisdom or knowledge to a gaggle. “That silly instructor by no means tortoise nothin’. ”

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In case you disguise up that window, much much less bugs’ll get in. ” con•ceit (ken-sēt′), v. so as to accommodate resting locations for buttocks. “Our highschool soccer stadium conceit fifty thousand. ” CONDOM con•dom (känd′-Əm), v. and n. having purposefully swindled a gullible male for private achieve. “She condom into thinkin’ she used to be at the tablet. ” con•sid•er (ken-sid′-Ər), v. and n. to be ready to putting a feminine within the place of resting on her buttocks. “Sure Ma’s senile, yet I examine down within the park for hours whereas i am going to the on line casino. ” con•spire (ken-spīr′), v. aux. and v. to understand a feminine throughout the ocular organs. “With them silly hats she wears, I conspire comin’ a few blocks away. ” con•stab•u•lary (kän-stab′-ū-lar-ē), n. and v. the potential of a convicted legal to take advantage of a sharpened item to wound the flesh of someone named Lawrence. “You can’t paintings on the criminal when you hold letting a few constabulary. ” con•trol (ken-trōl′), v. to have the option, whereas relocating slowly, to reveal a entice for the aim of trap. “You keep an eye on during this lake for every week, and also you nonetheless ain’t gonna seize a fish. ” CONSPIRE COUNTY con•vey•or (ken-va′-Ər), v. and adj. to transmit a nonpresent female’s communications. “My spouse couldn’t be right here, yet she sought after me to conveyor sympathies. ” cop•per (käp′-Ər), n. and conj. a call among a legislations enforcement officer and another person. “Any 6th grader with an entire beard is both a copper a narc. ” reproduction (käp′-ē), n. and pron. relating to an motion by way of a male individual relating a legislation enforcement officer. “I desire we don’t run into the replica shot at. ” coun•ter•feit (kant′-Ər-fit), n. and v. a flat floor used for garage, the transaction of commercial, or eating, and its dimensions with appreciate to these of a selected position. “We shoulda measured the kitchen first, ’cuz no volume of money’ll make this counterfeit in there. ” coun•ty (kant′-ē), v. and n. to mix integers, as performed by means of a male individual. “To county has to take off his footwear, if you would like him to get previous ten. ” cou•ple (kep′-Əl), n. and v. an eight-ounce box for measuring beverages and its destiny nation. “If you wanna social gathering with natural grain, one couple do the trick. ” cous•in (kez′-Ən), conj. for a cause, in particular in terms of a selected position. “You can’t sleep together with your family, cousin the massive urban that’s a criminal offense. ” cra•ter (krā′-ter), n. the preferrred Being, accountable for bringing forth all issues recognized and unknown. “Come Judgment Day, all you sinners are gonna need to solution to the crater! ” crotch•ety (krä′-chet-ē), n. and pron. a word connecting a male to a spot the place issues sign up for, as in the place the legs meet at the human physique. “I wouldn’t be so cranky if it wasn’t my crotchety hit with a bat. ” Cu•ba (kyü′-be), n. and prep. a third-dimensional square-sided item with relation to the substance that composes it. “Want me to place a Cuba ice on your drink? ” CROTCHETY CUTTER cus•tom (kest′-Əm), v. and n. to have voiced vulgar language at someone or folks. “When them Jehovah’s Witnesses got here to our residence, Granddaddy performed customized out.

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